weird dream

I had a really fucking weird dream last night. O.k., here it goes.. There was an election going on in California (where I don't live) and Arnold Schwarzenegger couldn't run because he served the maximum amount of terms. There was a lot of buzz about who was going to run in his place. Then one day I was at press conference where Arnold endorsed Sylvester Stallone as the republican canidate for govenor of California. Stallone had recently lost one of his legs while performing a stunt for a movie, or at least thats what he wanted us to think. Soon afterward I found myself walking behind Stallone and another man and I was eavesdropping on their conversation. It turns out that Sly Stone didn't lose his leg on a movie set at all! He sawed off his own leg to help get sympathy votes. That was the end of the dream. So if you live in California, next time theres an election for govenor if theres a one legged Sylvester Stallone on the ballot, don't fall for it! It's a trick.