special request

Last Saturday I was hanging out with some friends getting drunk on alcohol. One of them left and gave the rest of us the impression that he would be coming back to the bar. After a few hours he still hadn't returned. I said maybe we had misheard him, thinking he said "I'm going to come back here" when in actuality he might have said "I'm going to comb my back hair." Tim suggested I should put that in my blog so there you go.